cute girl on the street: hey do you have the time?
me: sure do! 8:15
cute girl on the street: thanks
me: so what are we?
There was a time in my life where I was misled into hating Kristen Stewart and I regret it every day.
I wonder if the 19 kids and counting parents know that statistically like two of their kids are gay
literally how hard is it not to catcall someone? I have never once felt the urge to yell at a hot person on the street.